Asi es amiguito !
El día de hoy paseo inmoral te trae una oferta que no podras rechazar: la membresia gold plus ultra nice v.i.p. de tu unica y original "BORREGOTARJETA" (el auditorio grita WOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!, acompañado de un close-up a sus caras de estúpido asombro)...
Si tu eres de esas personas sin personalidad, sin gustos propios, si quieres ser como la gente nice de la tv, si no tienes decision propia el equipo de "borrego corp." te ayudará en esa dificil decision !
Además de todo esto tu Borregotarjeta gold member incluye un manual para ser "gente bonita" aqui aprenderas las buenas costumbres de un borrego member, como lo son :
-Asistir a conciertos aunque no conoscas el grupo o banda en cuestión, incluso si no te gusta, a final de cuentas sera el evento comentado por todo mundo !
-Asistir a Partidos de futbol aunque no te guste ese deporte y no importa si no le entiendes ni madres, pues sera el gran evento del que todos comentaran.
-Colgarte cuanto accesorio se ponga de moda ( pulseras, cadenas, aretes , piercings ) no importa que no sepas que significa traerlos o cual es el proposito de su compra o donación, ojo: si el articulo es pirata tampoco importa.
-Escuchar la musica pegadora y mas de moda posiblemente no importando el mensaje ni tema que trate (poner especial atencion a reggeton, y grupos juveniles como RBD ) el proposito es escuchar la musica que le guste a la gran mayoria.
-Asistir a todos los eventos comentados de espectaculos y deportes en tv y radio, no importando si te gusten o no, o si sabes de lo que tratan en realidad.
-Observar todos los reality shows sin excepcion para asi formarte una personalidad basada en las de los participantes del mismo.
Gracias al curso Borrgego-member y a la Borregotarjeta, nosotros nos encargaremos de formar tu personalidad y tus gustos musicales, artisticos etc.., ya no tendras que preocuparte por pensar ni por tomar tus propias decisiones, una ganga en el México de hoy !
Llame ahora !
36 comentarios:
con todo el respeto que te has ganado en 3 o 4 meses de leernos te dire que te vallas a la verga mi estinado pastor, tengo el orgullo de informarte que yo jugue con los autenticos tigres. aveces perdiamos y a veces no ganabamos, péro la piel dorada la tengo tatuada en el culo, en mi alma, en mi cara.
jajaja...pues yo creo que cada cabeza es un mundo y de que los hay los hay...pero tambien creo que cada quien es libre de decidir lo que hace...pero claro...siempre es mejor ser unico y original...besos y buen fin de semana
jajajaja, que pedo pinche angello este post no tiene nada que ver con el fut-americano !, se me hace que andabas bajo la influencia del alcohol jajajaja..., y claro que si Edus, cada cabeza es un mundo pero mi mundo esta bien bizarro jajaja saludos
jajajajaj k risa con esto, lol
Creó ke voy a necesitar más información sobre ste curso, necesito unas borregotarjetas para una gente´S k conozco, jaja.
jaja neta que si guey, el compa angello andaba pedo.jajaja pinche mike,,creo que hay mucha gente que necesita esas chingaderas para tener su propia personalidad..saludos compa paztor y ya no le ofrezcas pisto al angello...
lo mismo opino del angello o ya se paso de lo bipolar, aunque yo tambien pense que paztor hablaba de los borregos salvajes..
jajaja ya ve paztor por andar ofreciendo eso jejeje especifijese paztor no vaya siendo en realidad una propuesta inmoral jejeje
saludos y hay se ve
jajaja, esta bien, tratare de hacer aclaraciones antes de postear ! jaja
jajaj que risa con todo lo que lei, hay mucha gente sin personalidad por ahi, sobre todo los jovenes, caray¡ que mal van esas generaciones, cada vez vemos mas niñ@s desubicados, vistiendo y hablando como los pendejitos de la tele, (comprate un bosque y pierdete) que fregaderas son esas?
No es malo qe hagamos esas cosas, siempre y cuando nos formemos nuestros propios juicios de las cosas.
jejejeje..yo conozco a varios que sopecho ya se unieron al klan ese de la borretorajeta...
muy buen post, buen espasio este que tienes
jajajajajaja, sorry pastoz, si me la mame con mi comentario, te ofresco una cincera disculpa. la neta si andaba pedo
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